Awards

This honor is bestowed upon those who are legendary for posting countless photos of themselves on this site. Also known affectionately to family and friends as "photo whores", these award winners are always good for a "fap"!

What is a drunk man's idea of a balanced diet? A beer in each hand! Members bearing this award have been found to frequently post shit-faced (under the influence). They won't remember what they said in the morning!

Like The Breakfast Club ... with more "RUCKUS"!

This user can enter the mind of a cat and derive pleasure from simple objects. Able to keep occupied for endless hours using nothing but string and a complicated series of knots, their creativity knows no bounds (outside of the necessary string), and pours forth into the world as hats, scarves, ugly sweaters, and sometimes mittens.

As Mjolnir was a weapon of gods, so too has this user learned to harness the powers of the almighty to smite their foes. Using nothing but cunning and guile, did they do battle with the most evil of forces on Planet Earth. Chocolate Generators, Marmalade, and Butterscotch discs beware! This user smites candy with such righteous thunder, Yeti will awaken, unicorns will smile, and Odus won't sleep very well.

These members has been mushroom stamped. You best keep your distance or you may find yourself infected. Don't even think about licking them! You DON'T know where they've BEEN!

These members help our Libido's !

Be careful. These (dis)members keep relentlessly coming back from the dead no matter how much you thought you were rid of them. However, rumor has it if you stay out in front of them just enough you may be able to outrun them!

This member is a veteran, son. Thick and thin, noobs and queers, this member has stuck around. Don't expect a 1-up on this one, you don't have the pull, kid. So show some respect, grasshopper.